True Blood S5 E1 .. Hot, warm, tepid and cold cold.
I have high expectations for this season… hopefully not as campy as before and more dark. That being said these are my top 10, good and bad.
10- Cold cold. Why Gods Why make Tara a vamp. I wish TB was like GoT and had no problem killing off characters. I can see the dynamic between her and Pam. Poor Mama Pam.
9- Cold Cold. Jessica and Jason.. please this was so predictable. They want to be Friends with Benefits, but they are also jealous if they pay attention to another. High School. Boring.
8- Tepid. Arlene, Terry, Vet Friend… all that story line seams like a big yawn.
7- Hot. Rev. Newlin.. now that is a preppy gay vampire american I can like. He is a welcome return to the show.
6- Hot. Although we have not seen him, only his meal being dragged to him, Russell is back. Can’t wait for it.
5- Tepid. Lafayette. First season he was awesome. Pizzaz and gold thong… now a crying mess. Let’s hope he gets back to his sassy ways and zingers.
4- Tepid. Sam, Luna and the wolf pack… not feeling the story line. But at least we got to see Marcus’ Mom eating her son’s guts. Some visceral wolf.
3- Hot. Pam, all about Pam. Her lines were outstanding and delivered to perfection. “fucktarded” , “wearing walmart sweats epitomizes team spirit”.
2- Hot. Bill and Eric’s rouge adventure. From Eric cleaning up the mess at vamp speed and asking for help with the domestic chores to the spooning in the trunk. Awesome. Finally we move beyond “Sookie is mine” battle to some real vamp fighting.
1- Hot. Eric and his sister Nora. Now that is chemistry (which Eric and Sookie lacked). I am looking forward to sibling domination and well some sexy time.